Placement Points
Each season pays out by final standing: 1st earns 10 points, 2nd earns 8, sliding down to 0 for last place — winning it all banks an extra point on the field. Places 7–10 use pre-playoff record, per league rule.
The Ledger
All-play = record if you played every team every week. Luck = actual wins minus all-play expected wins; the ledger remembers what the group chat forgets.
Head-to-Head
Read across a row: that manager's record against each column. Green means ownership, blue means therapy.
Post Season Canon = regular season plus winners-bracket playoff games only; consolation results never happened. The 5th-place series is scored the way the league scores it — weeks 16 and 17 aggregated into one result, counting as a single win.
Weekly Scoreboard
Every game ever played — and every one still coming. Pick a season and a week; click a finished game for the full boxscore.
Seasons
Every season ends the same way: one banner, one new league name.
League rules: places 7–10 go by regular-season record (points scored as tiebreaker) — the consolation bracket is for pride, not position. Places 1–4 come from the playoff bracket, and 5th/6th goes to whoever scores more total points across weeks 16 and 17 combined.
Draft Boards
Value = where a player was drafted at his position vs. where he finished at his position (points, this league's scoring). Steals outplayed their sticker; busts framed theirs. Points cover the fantasy season, weeks 1–17; NFL week 18 doesn't count. The number in parentheses is what the player scored while on the drafter's roster, shown in red when he didn't stay all season.
Coach Efficiency
Trade Desk
Trade value = points the received players went on to score from the trade week through week 17, in this league's scoring — whether or not the manager kept them. Margins under 10 points are scored a wash. Reconstructed from weekly roster archives; ESPN deleted the original receipts.
Record Book
Numbers that survive every offseason argument.
The Non-Geniuses
The league is named after all of us — and one of us specifically. A rotating title, awarded annually, refused eternally.