Placement Points
Each season pays out by final standing: 1st earns 10 points, 2nd earns 8, sliding down to 0 for last place — winning it all banks an extra point on the field. Places 7–10 use pre-playoff record, per league rule.
The Ledger
All-play = record if you played every team every week. Luck = actual wins minus all-play expected wins; the ledger remembers what the group chat forgets.
Head-to-Head
Read across a row: that manager's record against each column. Green means ownership, blue means therapy.
Post Season Canon = regular season plus winners-bracket playoff games only. Consolation results never happened.
Weekly Scoreboard
Every game ever played. Pick a season and a week; click a game for the full boxscore.
Seasons
Every season ends the same way: one banner, one new league name.
League rule: places 7–10 go by regular-season record (points scored as tiebreaker) — the consolation bracket is for pride, not position. Places 1–6 come from the playoff bracket.
Draft Boards
Value = where a player was drafted at his position vs. where he finished at his position (points, this league's scoring). Steals outplayed their sticker; busts framed theirs.
Trade Desk
Trade value = points the received players went on to score from the trade week through week 17, in this league's scoring — whether or not the manager kept them. Margins under 10 points are scored a wash. Reconstructed from weekly roster archives; ESPN deleted the original receipts.
Record Book
Numbers that survive every offseason argument.
The Non-Geniuses
The league is named after all of us — and one of us specifically. A rotating title, awarded annually, refused eternally.